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i think i might be a bad mother.

reason #1:

i let them dress themselves.

reason #2

morning snack consisted of "chomper sticks" (a way cooler name than licorice, if you ask me)

reason #3:

even though it was only warm for about 10 minutes this afternoon, i got out the pool. it just felt like time.

reason #4:

apparently i'm raising yet another butt-crack bandit.

reason #5:

i'm pretty sure those are simon's teeth chattering.

reason #6:

i'm pretty sure this is simon asking to get out of the pool, which i eventually allowed only because it was starting to rain and i didn't want to get wet myself.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, June 1st, 2011 at 3:21 am and is filed under my family.

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14 Comments to “i think i might be a bad mother.”

  1. amber WOLF says:
    June 2, 2011 at 3:12 am

    you’re hilarious! and your kids are UNBELIEVABLE! i can’t get enough of any of you!

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  2. Jenn Jewett says:
    June 1, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    Your kids are so gosh darn cute and you are so good at capturing it

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  3. Lana says:
    June 1, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    brilliant. not bad mothering.

    brilliant outfits.

    you’re fostering their creativity.

    L.

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  4. carleigh says:
    June 1, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    i love love love…
    and for the record, my kids had cupcake sprinkles and raw noodles for breakfast the other day.

    p.s. i think all those things make you a great mom!

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  5. Hans Prang says:
    June 1, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    What is wrong with “chomper sticks?” The pictures are gorgeous. You’re doing a mighty fine job Sharalee.

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  6. Cheryl Prang Baxter says:
    June 1, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Oh my, how totally adorable. You are a great mom! 🙂

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  7. Don Klaassen says:
    June 1, 2011 at 4:52 am

    Delightful Sharalee!

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  8. Jocelyn says:
    June 1, 2011 at 4:49 am

    …and that is why you are an awesome mom!

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  9. dsparrow says:
    June 1, 2011 at 4:44 am

    heheheh! I felt the twinge of bad mom yesterday! Phoenix had a bubble gum ice cream cone @ maybe 11am geez then no lunch and straight to preschool thank goodness they have snacks there!

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  10. Alison says:
    June 1, 2011 at 4:38 am

    Your kids are so cute!

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  11. Kathleen Ratzlaff-Cary says:
    June 1, 2011 at 4:18 am

    A.Dor.A.Ble!

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  12. Judy Klaassen says:
    June 1, 2011 at 4:08 am

    😀

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  13. katherine says:
    June 1, 2011 at 3:31 am

    How in the world did Simon get so big?!?! Seriously kiddo. And so glad the butt crack runs in the family…not from you guys of course. Must be a kid thing. 😉

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